i think i should learn to make proper decisions.
i rejected shai they all to go to the countdown at downtown.
-bangs head on wall-
now im sad and lonely at home.
SOBS SOBS.
[yeah, laugh at me all you want].
):

im really seriously very sad.
i hate how things turn out.
i prefer it to be the way things are.
friends.
hurhur. please.
only i will use that line.
dont use it on me.
OKAAAY.
out of topic.

went out with my long-lost friends.
raudah and fatin.
met them at bedok.
anw, there was this NAPAY CHAO CHI BA
driver who drove past the extremely clever
me and a puddle of water SPLASHED at me.
fuck please.
AHHH. so crude.
i shall learn to be less crude.
new year resolution.

AHEM. met shai at city hall.
went to PS.
went to PIZZA HUT.
we visited RAUDAH.
how exciting.
made life difficult for her.
and AH MING looked like junyang.
the superstar guy. somehow
whoo. 32bucks?
and i brought only 5bucks
-faints.

ERM, the gals played at the arcade.
i waited. im a patient guy u see.
and broke. yaaah.
erms, decided to walk to town.
stopped at coffee bean.
so cool.
its like located dont know where.
and its so empty.
bitched about people.
HURHUR.

shai treated u drinks.
how nice.
AHEM, decided to continue our
adventure to town.
ended up at boogeese instead.
how amazing.
there's a PINK PANTHER shop
so coool!!
went to watsons.
saw the guy who went to interview wimme.
so coool!!
ohwells.

now im home.
sad.
and.
lonely.
WHO WANTS TO GO OUT TMR?!

♥ 9:58 PM

I THINK IM GONNA MISSS ANSLEY.
okay. random.
LALALA.
[=
big enuf?

me and jialin went to bugis.
went to topshop.
i bought this top which i thought was nice.
half price can. whee-ness.
post xmas sale, please go.

YOOO MARRRRNNNNNNN.
was late for the band POP.
cabbed to school from tanah merah.
performance was nice.
lotsa saints were there.
both patricians, andrew-sians and sajc-ians.
coool.

erm, phototaking for the band ppl.
took some refreshments.
met up with yi mei, ans and xw.
OOO, someone's so HOT.
eye candddyy.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

was chatting with yi mei at this corner.
principal thought we were scandaling or smtng.
she talked to us.
she's very nice.
we told her how HORRIBLE
our school had become.
from 241 to 231.
within FOUR years.

she doesnt allow spiky hair.
hahahah.
and she thinks its okay for a school to be bad.
something about students being able to shine.
HO HUM
[=

ohwell, she's nice.
some SPS guys invited me and xw for scoccer.
MAJOR HURHUR PLEASE.
i wanted to faint.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
joke of the day.

went to ERRM, bedok corner with the band people.
SO WEIRD.
with their zat and all the seniors.
me, ym, ans and xw sat at another table.
ohwells, i think their senior was nice.
i was a bit anti-social i guess.
CULTURE SHOCK.
hurhur.

ERMS, then talked about BOOBS and all.
awesome leh. boobs have feelings too.
NA PAY CHAO CHEE BA.
cool siaaa.
new language of the year.

OKAAAY.
i forgot what else happened.
just that we crapped a lot.
tmr's new year's eve.
prolly going town and downtown.
hmmmsss.

thats right baby;
im going crazy;
over you that is.
how, how?

I HAVE A NEW CRUSSHH.
this HOTAAAAAYYEE.
[=
NO, not SSSSSSSS.
some other person
i think tan yi mei shld know.
HAHAHAHAH.
[=

♥ 10:38 PM

OH YAH. SOME MEMORABLE INCIDENTS FROM MALACCA.
and things i've learnt along the way.

1. smoke from forest = tribesman COOKING, not sending signals.
2. FAT, UGLY hairdressers should be avoided. especially those at malacca sentral.
3. TEH-O is nice. [=
4. u can take a bus ANYWHERE u want to. especially at places where bus drivers are FORBIDDEN and BANNED from picking and dropping off passengers. (HURHUR)
5. bus rides=rollercoaster rides. cushion covers are tears off easily, therefore, bus rides are deadly.
6. cemetries are everywhere. beside a person's house, beside a school. etc.
7. fake goods are everywhere. billabong, levi's. all those people parade them everywhere as if they are ORIGINAL. ohmygod. -faints.
8. my whole family was in the luft for FIVE whole minutes without even realising we didnt press the "FIRST FLOOR" button. stooooooop.eat.
9. the iron exploded.
10. there's BIGFOOT in johore. [=

cant think anymore.
IM HUNGRYYYY.
):
ANYONE WANTS TO GO OUT TMR?
IM BORED.
=/

♥ 9:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
okay.
watched chronicles of narnia.
something something.
so FUN can.
ALL the cousins were there.
HOHOHO.
lion's hair was ika's pubic.
then it all got shaved off.
POOR IKA.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
okay. makes no sense.

DOO DEE DOO.
went to simpang to celeb fizah's birthday.
we helped ika solve her problem.
HAHAHAH. rightt.
lesson of the day learnt: BAD IS BAD.
awan was there too.
complaining of the nasi ayam kampung?
HURHUR. all 6of us KWB are scared of cats eh?
major coolness.
[=

i think the girl and the boy in narnia
are so bloody cute please.
the show is damn funny too.
sarcastic comments and funny lines.
OOO, everyone go watch. 4andahalf stars.
HAHAHAH.
whatever.

♥ 12:48 PM

for those who thought i've dissapeared from the world,
or died mysteriously.
this is to inform you that i went to
MALACCA.
and now, im back, thankyou.

ANW, the trip has definitely been FUN.
DAMN FUN to be exact.
in my opinion that is.
okay, this shall be a loooong and
boringly dramatic entry.
so if u dont want to read then too bad.

oh, then there's the fat piggy hairdresser from hell.
OKAAAAY.
first day!

FIRST DAYY. SUNDAY
met up with fizah's family. took the bus all the way to melaka sentral. ate at a&w. yummeh. ages since i ate that. since all its chains closed down since long ago? OHWELLS, instead of going home on TUESDAY, it was postponed to WEDNESDAY instead. due to the insufficient amount of tickets. STUPID. oh yeah, walked around melaka sentral. and we cabbed all the way to our condo!! ocean palm. sounds so cool and beachy please. [=

so we reached our condo's. my dad, being kiasu, asked for the cab driver's number so that it'll be easier to travel around. okay, sounds so weird. and the funny thing is that my aunt did the same thing. IT RUNS IN THE GENES. hurhur. quote of the day. our condo was somehow like a hdb flat. just that the rooms are huge. okay. watched tv and slept. new day tmr!.

SECOND DAY. MONDAY.
took a bus to melaka sentral AGAIN. quite fun please. my FIRST bus ride there. HURHUR. quite cool. all so geared up to take the bus. since it was SO un-safe looking. without aircon, proper seats, windows and all. great.
and the busstop is so COOL. just this small hut. and i thought it was a place to rest or something. it didnt even label "busstop" there luh. and crossing roads are so dangerously fun. cheap thrill. you may never know when u're gonna get knocked down.

OKAAY, ate at this indian shop. love the tea there. HAHAH. random. ERMS, went to telco? this HUGE superduper market. hahah. walked across this LOOOOONG bridge please. can die. but it was fun. cos we took tons of stupid pics. (i think im aneroxic. HAHAH. uber thin arms i have) i think the cheesecake from sweet secrets is heavenly. full thumbs up! [= OH, we went swimming at our condo after that. I CANT SWIM LUH. ):

took more vain shots of myself. the parents went downstairs to buy food. the kids took pics. got this pic of fizah, my LOYAL READER seducing me. OOO, we watched this korean drama. damn nice. i like. the guy is somewhat cute. must be cos of his stupid innocent looking face. and he has a kid, a wife and a gf. wahlao. bloody flirt. only the face looks decent. TSKTSK.

THIRD DAY. TUESDAY.
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN DAY. [= the bus ride was DAMN fun. it was so freakingly scary. shae ripped off the CUSHION COVER. all of us nearly got flung OUT of the bus since the hand railings were somewhat non-existent. so roller-coaster please. we screamed like shit, laughed like cows. ohmy, even the people were somewhat amused. "singaporeans ah?" someone asked. HAHAH. yeah baby, and proud to be one. LOL. so patriotic. shae=number one destroyer.

went to MAHKOTA PARADE. so junction8 please. nike and adidas were there. so bloody EX and UGLY. gross. went to this radioactive shop. malaysia's version of 77th street i guess. COOLNESS. due to my ENTHU-ness, i somehow knocked the chest of this cute guy. HAHAH. so poor thing. i flung my hand round and hit him. TSKTSK. my sis bought her cosmo girl. and everyone including my uncle and dad got hooked to it. SO FUNNY.

went to NAGOYA. some textile shop. went back to sentral. cut my hair. NABEI FUCKING CHAO CHEE BYE. the FAT, UGLY hairdresser is so VIOLENT. she nearly ripped my head off please. i gripped the chair beside me so tight cos i was afraid i might be sent to outer space. exxagerated i know, but yes, its the truth. my worst haircut ever. i wanted to cry can. she PULLED and DRAGGED her scissors right throught my hair. i can feel the bluntness of the blades and my hair being rippped off. topped up with her NOISY breathing and smelly body.

SO ON PURPOSE CAN. she wanted to kill me. ohmy, what a way to die. "sporean boy dies during hair cut". headlines of the day. BITCH. errrms, and i spoke english to her and she was like sarcastically saying, "saya tak tahu ape kamu cakap" which means i dont know what u're talking, in malay. effing bitch. go die please. RAWRR. u spoiled my hair. now i look like some chao ah beng please. ): HAHAH. ohwells.

and there's a CYBER CAFE which is so cool. hahahah. 1ringgit at night? woaah. happy hour after 9 whaat. FIZAH!! HAPPY HOURR. ah PUI AHHH. [= many many things to type. shall stop here tho' [=

IM GONNA WATCH NARNIA PEOPLE.
with the cousins.
HAPPY BDAY FIZAHHH.

♥ 4:26 PM

XMAS EVE WAS TONS OF FUN.
celebrated it with people i've never
talked to my whole entire life.
which is EXTREMELY weird.
=/

OKAYY
back to my story.
met ansley and lek at bedok mrt.
trained all the way to somerset?
met yilin there.
walked to cine, wanted to buy
food in the first place.
met wei jie.
he brought us to meet the rest of the world.
at the arcade.
damn crowded please.

there was ERRRRM, i''ll TRY to recall.
adriel, jeremiah, eric, ben chow,
ying jie, germaine(?), and someone's friend.
hahahah.
so WEIRD.
i've never talked to them my WHOLE life.
went down cos wei jie wanted to SMOKE.
wahlao, can DIE i tell you.
): so much smoke.

decided to explore town.
erm, lynn joined us. hahah.
more new people.
bought the stupid spray.
bloody ex. 6 for 10bucks?
-faints.
OH YAH.
yi lin drank eric's vodka thinking its plain water.
WOAAAAH.
hahahah.
so sad.
and she looks DAMN red.

decided to go to HEEREN.
we got sprayed like hell at the traffic light.
especially ansley and yi lin.
POOR THINGS.
and wei jie.
no PDA please.
public display of affection.
TSKTSK.
keep attacking ansley.
washed ourselves at heeren.
i think among the guys there,
ben chow is the nicest. HAHAH.
very unlike his gang members.

walked to wisma and all.
fckn crowded.
can die please.
CANT BREATHE.
so many banglas attacking people.
so retarded.
the smell of spray AND smoke makes me
wanna die can. AHHHHHHHHHh.
bad combi i tell you.

and lucky germaine get to escape
from the snowy flakes.
hahah. lucky gal.
slacked outside taka.
to TIRED to walk.
OHH,
wei jie and eric were being DAMN hyper.
they decided to slide on the slippery floor.
hahahah. so funny.
mtv whatever things.

and so, it was XMAS.
YAY! hahah.
people sprayed all over.
continuously.
it gets irritating after a while.
decideed to walk off.
went to BK, which was full.
proceeded to far east instead.
everyone was DAMN tired.
hahahah.
ansley busy flirting eh?
[=

with the love of her life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
=X
after we ate, decided to go home.
2+ am alr. hahahahah.
so late luh.
spent ages thinking of who to take WHAt taxi.
there was this GUY lying on the floor.
and police crowding over him.
FREAKY please.

i think got some fight luh.
ambulance was there and all.
OHWELLS.
me, lek, lynn and yi lin cabbed all the way
to our respective homes.
that was how the day ended.

IM ACHING ALL OVER NOW.
MY BODY ACHES.
I THINK IM GONNA DIE.
IM GOING MALACCA LATER.
4++++.
SO EXCITING.
hahahahah.

OH YAH, yesterday was the last day of work.
i just stormed out of work cos i was too pissed.
i asked them to release me at FIVE.
but they gave me SO MUCH WORK
that i left at 6.30.
i think i still have to do MANY MORE things.
but i just left.
hahahah.
with my uber huge le coq sportif bag.
HURHUR.
TATA WORLD.

and YI MEI!!
MY GF FOR THE DAY.
hahahahah.
SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAYY!!
for abandoning u at home.
):

OH, merry xmas world.
[=

PICS ARE UPP DEEE WHUPP. [=


in the train. ansley, lek and me.


cine arcade. ans, me and yi lin.


fun.


wet miah and me.


outside taka. me, yi lin, lynn and lek.


me and weijie.


me, yi lin and germaine. with the NICE lights.

OKAAAAAY.

♥ 11:41 AM

me: MUMMY, IM HUNGRYY.
mum: go and shit luh.

=_____________________="
so no connection luh please.
im so bored now.
thats why im MONIAL-ing ansley.
SIANS.

i ate chocs and now my throat is hurting.
i think im gonna lose my voice.
make me lose my voice, voice.
hahah. lose my breath.
ERRR, YAH.

today is the eve eve of xmas.
im supposed to go out with ansley.
date whaaaat.
hahaha.
and i couldnt send my xmas card
since i didnt buy the stamp.
wahlaoweh.
hahahah.
so bimbotic.

OHYAH,
today was the last day of work.
JOJO bought me the 2.45 penguin.
that i wanted.
SO CUTE.
jojo!! love u so much.
thanksss!!
siti got kitkats.
HURHUR.
she's not happy my pressie is worth
35cents more. WHAHAHAH.
[=

patrick is so useless.
hahahah.
so SLACK can he.
RAWR. and he's only 48.
wtfruck?!
lalala.
work was slack today.
so it was FUN.
[=

me and siti got free biscuits,
pantyliners and stuffs.
i got pink panther radio!
YAY.
cos those stuff nobody wants or smtng.
then we take.
YAYNESS.
[=

i donnoe what to do tmr.
hahaha.
ANSLEY, going out isit?
HEHEH.
[=

♥ 8:59 PM

Your Career Type: Enterprising

You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable.Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas. You would make an excellent: Auctioneer - Bank President - Camp DirectorCity Manager - Judge - LawyerRecreation Leader - Real Estate Agent - Sales PersonSchool Principal - Travel Agent - TV Newscaster The worst career options for your are investigative careers, like mathematician or architect.

♥ 10:55 PM

OKAAAY,
today was quite fun.
HURHUR.
celia's jealous i went out with yi mei.
AWWWW.
next time i go scandal-ing with you OKAY?
[=

ERR, met ym at bedok mrt.
trained to orchard luh.
went to taka.
i just went there yesterday.
HURHUR.
decided to go to watsons since
i wanted to find the 20bucks NIKE thingy.
the "EXTREME" one was out of stock.
damn.

bought doughnuts at crystal jade.
DAMN FUNNY LUH.
woman: thankyou.
me: HAVE A NICE DAY. [=

seee, i've been infected with the working bug.
and JOJO bought something for me.
farewell present.
ohmygod. so sweet can.
love her lots. [=

went to wisma to search for jialin's pressie.
wanted to buy a BIKINI?
damn retarded.
ERR, walked to cine.
ate at ljs.
freezing cold.
i nearly turned into ice.
went to heeren.
raining elephants man.
so heavily.
=/

saw benjamin there. HAHAHAH. =X
looked at my adidas bags.
79bucks.
no 30% discount since it was new
or something. SIANS.
so didnt buy luh.

went to far east.
yi mei was so SLIDY.
she wanted to DIE.
but ohwells, she's leaving me her
cd collection. YAYY.
must be worth a lot i guess.
HOHOHO.

OHH, i saw jaclyn there.
my pri school classmate.
hahahah.
yi mei knows her friend.
like wtfish luh.
what a small world i tell you.
maybe she even knows the apek who works
at the fruit shop next t watsons i tell you.

lotsa funny incidents happen i tell you.
like when i thought the reindeer hat
the person wore was made up of hotdogs.
and ERRR, i forgot. hahaha.
CONFESSIONSSSS OF A BIMBO SLUTTT.
[=

OHMY.
went to far east.
HAHAHAHAH
so retarded.
we bought MY bag.
59bucks please.
cheaper than my dream adidas.
it was black and white.
HURHUR.
can luh i guess.
uber huge.
satisfaction.

waited thousands of years for the bus.
14 came.
slept for a while.
and home we went!
what a tiring day
second last day of work tmr.
extreme happiness.
LALALA.
-mimicks dinie-

♥ 9:41 PM

I WANT TO BUY MY PE SHIRTTT.
is school open next week?!
=(

im going on a date with yi mei later.
YAYY.
[=

ANSLEY, have fun at your wedding luh.
maybe u'll get to meet some cutie there.
hahahah.
then u wont be so bored.
OHMY, its only 11.
time passes by so slowly.

=/

im seriously frigging bored.

♥ 11:12 AM

noone's interesting's online now.
where's fatin, celia, yi mei, ansley, ashley and all.
rawrrrh.
bored shit.
=/


UHM, dum dee dum.
work was fun today.
i think mr patrick is damn BLUR.
hahah. im irritated by him alr.
tell him so many times.
still dont understand.
so ME. =X

er, OHWELLS.
karen was nice enough to let me go
on an OUTING with siti.
to send goods to ngee and city and
s'pore post centre.
i was like damn eager of cos,
since i get to NOT meet umar and
slack around. hahah.
how clever of me.
[=

BACK TO MY STORYY.
jojo was angry cos i DUMPED her for siti.
BLEARGH.
ERRMS, i somehow dropped all the boxes
while siti was pushing the trolley.
she kept laughing at me
throughout the WHOLE cab ride.
retarded man.
cos i somehow SCREAMED instead of helping.
=.="

stopped at TAKA there luh.
got LOST.
sad please.
went all the way from second to b2.
lotsa hotties.
the watsons there is so frigging HUGE can.
so toysrus.
ours is like so pirated mama shop.
SADD.

i hate people who blogs without paragraphs.

waited ages for siti.
went to adidas.
my dream adidas bag is like 30% off.
whippee doo dippee!
i want the le coq sportif bag.
i dont care.
BUY FOR ME PWETTY PLEASE?
[=

OKAY, got lost AGAIN.
queue for cab damn LONG can.
like the great wall of china man.
OHH, i knocked into tons of people,
dropped many boxes,
somehow got into a tourist's phototaking session
and hit siti's heel MANY MANY times.
ohmy, what a ..
nevermind, cant find a word
to describe myself.

went to main road instead.
trolleyed all the way to cine.
major unglamness please.
so gross. ):
in our watsons uni.
SADNESS.
found a taxi at cine there.
siti was waving at the driver like mad.
went to SPC.
hahah.

the watsons there is so ERR, deserted.
i SOOO wanna work there i tell you.
maybe should work part time there.
the whole place is so SLACK and dusty.
YAWNS.

cabbed back to tampst81.
raining like shit man.
so HEAVY.
):
mr patrick wanted to leave.
then i dont know where he went.
me and siti were bitching about him.
hahah. and we realised he havent
gone home yet. DIAO please.
ERR, jojo went home.
last time im gonna see her.
):

miss her loads i shall.
):

umar disturbed me as usual.
this person came.
hahah, someone from HQ?
lalala.
this is one LOOONG draggy senseless entry.
OHWELLS,
i still havent written xmas cards sia.

tmr prolly going TOWN with yi mei.
gonna find my BAG and SHOES and CUTIES.
=X OOOPS.
okay, goodbye world.
[=

♥ 10:17 PM

ohh, i was talkin to ian about teeth.
HURHUR.
who don't brush their teeth at night?
put up your hands!!
(i do, dont ask)

oh, i hope MI will be lotsa fun.
heard from him that it wasn't really
infested with mats and minahs.
good.
but fira says otherwise.
=/

OHWELL.
errrr, work is shit.
there's this new guy (man)
named patrick.
he's like 472463243294324years old.
and i think he's cute.
as in, his mannerism.
he's like 45+? hahah.
looks ancient tho'.
he's nice. [=

oh yeah, there's this group of
springfield bengs who dumped
a box of condom on my counter.
i scanned it.
then all of them stared at me.
i was like "WHAT?"
then they acted all innocent and
said they didnt take it.
so retardedly funny. hahah.
especially their funny facial
expressions. bloody cute sia.
the expressions i mean.

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY,
i saw this guy with this bloody cool orange bag.
celia has it, but HE looks cooler.
straightaway, i fell in love sia.
with the bag, ohmy.
hahah.
-faints.
buy for me someone.
or celia, sell to me.
hahahah.
[=

I MISS EVERYONE.
xmas eve, looking forward to it.
continue tagging people.
love you guys lots.
anyone free on THURSDAY?
[=

♥ 10:01 PM

clock is ticking.. says:
oi

clock is ticking.. says:
i miss u

qazz_; <3 you are, always on my mind; says:
ME TOO. ):

qazz_; <3 you are, always on my mind; says:
I MISS EVERYONE

guess who "clock is ticking" is?
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHH.
SADIQ!!.
so weird.

♥ 11:27 PM

OKAAAAAYY.
i just broke my OFFICE"s storeroom key
cos i left my key hanging at the thingy,
the shutter went UP.
and POOF*, the key snapped into two.
coolness.
so cartoon show.

please dont try that at work.
ure manager will utter a string of
colourful vulgarities right smack at yr face.
major coolness!!

and jojo is jealous that umar offered to
buy doughnuts for me. HURHUR.
i think all of them see me as a
source of entertainment i guess.
SADNESS.

ANYWAYY, about the snapping key!
i left the door open and when i came back,
got like 2 cats coming out?
i wanted to faint luh.
how the hell do i get these cat OUT of the room?
i think still got a cat inside leh.
SO SAD.
die of suffocation
GROSS.
=/

ANDDD, i had to go to karen's
house to get the key.
i dont know where luh.
):
i HATE WORK.
RAWRRR.

and ohyeah,
out of the FIVE people at work,
THREE's gonna quit.
HURHUR.
me, jojo and umar.
yes, the manager himself.
DIAO please.

ANYWAYY,
me and ika reunited yesterday!
so cool! exchanged our funny stories.
about like 5days more man.
QUIT QUIT QUIT.
[=

ENJOYY.
school starts.
the only thing im looking forward too.
wheelala.

i saw OUR gradnite host hosting some
lucky draw at century square ydae.
HURHUR.
coolness.

ANYWAYY, hello taggers.

CELIA, i miss you.
and of course, everyone else.
like, alia, shairah, fatin, raudah
shida, wani, yi mei, ANTSley,
jia lin, ashley, faezah, meiling and all.

AHHHHHHHHHH.
):

i love depressing songs.
lol.

♥ 8:28 PM

Name
MUHAMMAD QAZIM B ABDUL KARIM
ID Number
S8925566Z
School Posted To
MILLENNIA INSTITUTE (TOH TUCK)
Course Posted To
ARTS / 0903A
This is not an official document for admission to courses in the PAE Please Report To The School On 3rd January 2006 (Tue) at 8am

HURHUR.
mi toh tuck.
hope i have fun there.
[=

lek got into cjc. dream choice luh hor.
increase abortion rate there.
wiwi, meiling, shida got into tpjc. [=
fatin and many many got into mjc.
dinie got into SRJC.
and he's unhappy. he assumes its all indians there.
and he's had indian friends for 6years alr.
HURHUR.
funny shit.

OHWELLS.

♥ 10:39 AM

i know it may sound uncouth, uncool,
stupid and ignorant. butttttt,

WAHLAO!!
NABEI FUCKING CHAO CHEE BYE BLOODY SIAL LUH.
RAWRRRHHHHHhh.

im bloody pissed.
i just kena cheated by this taxi driver
from TAMPINES to PASIR RIS was 7.60.
then i came back from the chalet and the
fare is the SAME i tell you.
wahlao, PASIR RIS to BEDOK is 7.60 too.

means the first driver cheated me like hell luh.
AGREED?
stupid. stupid. stupid.
-curses driver up and down 360degrees-

work was okay.
from tmr onwards, opening time
extended to 9.30. bloody hell.
AHHHH.
major pissedness.

OHH, chalet was errrm, lemme put it nicely.
BORING.
sorta. hahahah.
cos we sorta left early and
there wasn't much music.
and yeah, the only highlight was,
bbq-ing the marshmallows.
=_="
HURHUR.

ohwells.
tmr's results time for the school thingy.
hope i get into tohtuck.
SIGHS.
):

i owe many people xmas cards.
and i saw the prettiest thing on earth just now.
the person should be from tp i guess.
HOHO.
[=
-faints

imissyou.
ineedyousobad.
=/

♥ 12:08 AM

OHMY.
CELIA's leaving tmr. SO SAD.
one month in NZ.
):
im alr missing meiling.
and now celia's gone too.
RAWRR.
u shall be missed. LOTS.
dont forget about me when u're there okay?
and inform us when u reach alr.
LOL.
so naggy.
have a safe trip.
sorry i cant send u off.
=/

i cant go np chalet too.
cos of WORK.
i swear im gonna quit next week.
23rd it shall be!

ANSLEYYY!!!
GO SLEEP NOW!
later sick u cant go zoo HOW?
yi mei's gonna KILL YOU!!
hurhur.

WORK.
lost 54bucks due to wrong NETS transaction.
bloody hell. supposed to be 160 bucks.
but someone entered 106 bucks.
so need to pay 50bucks.
SIANS.

and poor jojo has to pay
):
and OOO.
me, siti and jojo bought yummy
cadbury chocs. i LOVE the 3layered one.
people, please buy. 2 for $3.95. thanks.
cheap publicity.
HURHUR.

i had so much difficulty putting IN
the DUMP bin. so i asked the AH BENG
next door. [=
he was standing there and looking at me.
so i just waved to him and asked him to help
SO SHAMELESS.
-bangs head on wall.

and STUPID people should just die.
if people are moving in DANGEROUS stuffs
which may just roll and kill you,
please MOVE away and dont block
my FUCKING way.
brains please?

ANDDD, shops CLOSE at night.
NOT OPEN.
so when u see someone keeping all the
stuffs inside the shop, it means the
shop is closing. and dont u DARE ask
whether the shop is open or not.

PFTTUIIIi
bloody pissed.
=/

♥ 12:11 AM

OKAAAAAY.
met celia the strawberry at bedok mrt at 2.30
when we were supposed to be at boogeese at 2.
met yi mei, ansley, jialin, royce, lek and xing wen
at pastamania. they ate and i watched. hahah.
i think today is a bad hair day for me.
TSKTSK.

ERR, took neos.
first was at the one with seats.
all 8 of us squeezed.
MADNESS i tell you.
the colour quality of the pic was bad.
):

second was the hanging one.
hahah. turned out pretty much nicer.
cos i was at the front.
HUR HUR
[=
riggghhhhttt.

waited outside the toilet.
cos we saw priscelia chan.
the xinmin in TXY.
then everyone got all excited and
decided to wait for the imaginary ansley
who was in the toilet. whahahah.

looked at xmas cards.
and stuffed toys.
whoopee dee.
decided to go PS (royce:pang sai)
to search for yi mei's puzzle.
xw and lek left us.

ERR, we decided to take the mrt!
mrt was about to go off.
all of us ran to different doors
to get into the train.
the door slammed in our faces and
only me, yi mei and celia were left.

ansley, jia lin and royce left us alr.
=______________________="
so MALU luh.
hahahah.
met at city hall, royce left.

ERR, me and ansley saw the i mode ad.
then we started singing.
irritated celia, ym and jia jia liang teh.
whahahah.
its the "IN" song now okaaay.

walked around PS.
stopped over at MANHATTAN for dinner
yummy yummy fishyy.
met ansley's so-called friend OKAAY
so OVER FRIENDLY i tell you. hahah.
-wide grin

the rice is like so yummy please.
i like. and yes, im a miser.
i think the workers there are a bit kuku.
we never call them yet they still come.
hahah. WEIRDOS i tell you.

OKAAAY.
sat outside PS after that.
they discussed on brian's bday tmr.
OHHH.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN. [13/12]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAZURAHH. [TODAYY]

[=

took 14 home.
and they all abandoned me for TANAH MERAH.
rawrrrr, work tmr.
YAY, i guess.
hahah.
THANKYOU, HAVE A NICE DAY. [=

♥ 11:01 PM

OHMYMYYY.
lek has the sony walkman phone.
-faints.

yesterday work was FUN.
umar wasn't pissed at me.
he told me loads of things.
damn nice.
[=

and he likes to make fun of me.
self satisfaction i guess.
CRAZY.
and we had excess of $0.35
[=

ika forgot to report for work.
like wthell can? HAHAH.
spasticness.
went to simpang after that.
fizah feels that im getting boring by the day.

and the apeks and aunties have influenced
me greatly until my english is getting worse by the day.
i cant spell and pronounce.
sad case please.
=/

and the cashier at shop and save
(mother knows BEST!)
is so fckn slow and BLUR.
so irritating.
the queue was like as long as the
great wall of china i tell you.
she's so slow i think a thousand
years have passed.
SIGHHS.
she reminds me of RUAN MIAN MIAN.
[=

i felt like crying so much yesterday
hahahah.
cos i felt so ERR, tired of everything.
i nearly wanted to just die in shop and save can
unglamness.

AND CELIAA,
been there done that.
[=

♥ 12:04 PM

OHMYGOD.
does anyone know how much i MISS my friends?
no matter whether they're evil to me or
whatsoever, i still miss them
it seems like thousands of years have passed.
but in reality, only 24hours have passed.

i MISS my life.
i WANT it back.
i NEED it.
im going to DIE.

me and ika are bytching non-stop.
about our jobs of course.
since we are WATSON-ers.
i didnt know our jobs had so much in common.
since hers is in downtown and
mine is in ulu tampst81.

she has to pay like 50bucks?
while i have to pay 30++?
and both of us have to work
DAAAAAAAMNNNNNN
long hours.
she was released only at 1130 ydae?
like wtfuck please.
OHMYGOD.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-screams.

♥ 9:58 PM

i just had this 14mins chat with celia on my hp.
all cos of this IDIOT who made her sad.
and she's leaving next thurs.
=/
SO SAD CAN.
for one whole month you knowwww.

work today was FUN.
cos mr UMAR wasn't there.
HEHEH.
hui li, or josephine as i've named her,
came early too. hahah. kiasu people.
and now me and siti call her JOJO.
lol, so doggy.
me and my great ideas.

so we has fun complaining and bitching.
this is the kind of work i like.
so slack.
and once again, i DROPPED the purple
dump (DUMB) bin. and nearly killed someone.
AGAAAAINN.

the whole thing kinda broke, but i hid the
evidence of my carelessness in the bin.
ERRR, i guess all the fellow apeks, aunties,
makciks and pakciks should be used to
the noisy BAAAMM early in the morning.
wake up call okaaay, free of charge.

even the chao ah beng at the next shop
was laughing at me. =.="
and i think the fruit UNCLEwas nice.
cos he smiled at me and lent me his
shop's canvas sheet to cover the goods.
whee lala.
[=

im so deprived of eye candies i tell you.
lalala, i think siti is crazy.
tmr is afternoon shift.
HMMMM..
=/

monday is OFF day.
when should i quit uh?
jojo wants to quit with me too.
hahahah.
YAYY, then we can buy many
many kerepok LEKORS, (LEGOs.}
and buy them with our wages.
WHEEE.

okaaaaaay.
i swear the work is making my brains
go KUKU.
AHHH.

♥ 9:05 PM

WORK IS LIKE SHIT PLEASE.
sometimes i LOVE it.
sometimes it SUCKS.
totally.
-faints please.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
ANW, i have four workmates.
karen, my female manager,
whose nice and lame and funny.
basically she's nice.

there's SITI.
who's a bit crazy, yeah.
but she's nice to talk to.
and she likes to ask me to help her.
=.="

there's UMAR.
i hate him so much.
he has this thing against me.
he gets pissed VERY easily and
DAMN impatient.
i tried not to PISS him off,
like the girl who tried to cheat him and all.

in the end, SOMEHOW,
i pissed him off.
and he's not happy with me.
cos i did the cashier-ing and it was
somehow short of like $37.20?
im so dead. DUH.
then we had to count the money all night,
to make sure it was right.
ANDDDDDDDDDDD,
i have to pay him 30bucks tmr.
bloody fuck shit.
my dad told me NOT to pay.

then have to deduct from my OT.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
mornin shift was supposed to be from 7.45-5.
but mine got extended to 7.
cos too many customers.
ERRR, last w0rkmate is HUI LI.
who just joined todayy.

from tpjc. cool EH?
i think she's crazy too.
she took maths, physics and FURTHER maths
for her As. -faints.

ANW, i hate pulling down the purple dumpbins.
i nearly killed someone cos the whole thing
COLLASPED.
and all the item fell.
and all those kaypoh uncles and nyonyas
kept staring. damn MALU.
EXTREME MALUNESS.
its not my fault the thing is FUCKING heavy.
and things keep dropping
and STUPID, BRAINLESS people keep blocking me
when im taking out the carts from the stall.

PISSYFYING I TELL YOU.
and i have to carry so many stuffs till
my back ache and my feets hurt.
and i went to the bank with like
so many million bucks.! wheee. exciting

OKAAAY, got many many fun parts as well
like this uncle who wanted to buy
pink panther slippers and asked whether
chocolate will melt in the sun.

there's this girl who wanted TISSUE,
and i took some from the tissue box to
give to her instead.
=.="
she wanted to BUY the tissue box and
i just took out some from the one in the
office and gave it to her. =________+"

and i think UMAR somehow resembles
rahmat adil. must be the shape of the mouth.
and he keeps scaring me with the BELL luh,
and keep calling me "uncle" somemore.

there was this woman who asked
whether i could sit on the floor.
and this woman asking if "whitening"
lotion (STATED on the item) whitens or not.
some goondus used NETS and VISA
to pay for $1.95 items.

OHWELLLLL,
i'll try and be positive about it tho.
LALALA.
[=

MISS ME PEOPLE.
AND VISIT ME AT TAMPINES ST 81.
WATSONS. NEAR ST HILDA'S AND PRIME.
[=
if u dont know take taxi, just like what i did.
on the first day. wheelala.

i have a MINI crush on a certain someone.
noone all of you know though. whahahah.
but, i still miss you.
a LOT.
=/

CELIAAA, TELLL ME WHAT TO DO.

♥ 8:41 PM

OOO.
i somehow thought today was fun.
after thousands of mrt had passed,
i met ika in the mrt and we went to city hall.
yadayada, watsons main HQ.

very few people at first.
then a LOT suddenly came.
mostly malays. like, WOAAH.
so mat and minah-ish.
we were like so outcasted please.
the minahs make friends so easily man.

ERR, waited at the training room for like
TONS OF YEARS.
i nearly went extinct.
then they gave us our uniform.
yadayada, i got tampines st 81.
like WHAAT?
where the hell is THAT?
HOHO.
ika got downtown east.
RAWRR.

andd then the guy beside me,
which is aziz or something.
got BOOGEESE.
like AHHHH, i so want that please.
and the AMIN guy got funan.
just opposite luh.
ika thinks he's eerr, HOT.
NO please. only certain angles.

me and ika went to funan.
went to MCds, ate out fried rice.
asked for HUUGE plastic bags to put MY stuffs.
trained all the way to tamp.
we made friends with SYAFII.
this sengkang guy who got to work at SIMEI.
and he can change everyday.
like SO COOL please.

he's so nice and sweet.
so were the rest of the guys there luh.
hahah. unlike the assholic creatures
which ive come across in school.

so i cabbed all the way to tampines st 81.
WALK AND WALK AND WALK.
till i reach.
karen, the manager was nice.
SO SLACK.
got to know siti, person working there.
learned how to arrange stuffs.
nanogram? Dbin? something.
YEAHH, i know how to use the cashier.
[=

but was kinda boring luh.
cos sometimes there like TONS
of people streaming in.
and sometimes NONE.
RAWRR.
the first person i attended to was
a bald man who wanted to buy lubricant.
for sex i guess. okay, like DUH.

then this GUY came to help
he was from the bedok watson.
lalala, nice guy he is.
then i arranged stuffs.
and everything kept falling.
then the karen told me to go home.
hahahahah.
DIAO.

took some ulu bus home and HERE I AM.
[=
going bowling later.
YAAAAYYY.

♥ 6:48 PM

it was raining like shit just now.
i was damn scared cos i didnt want to miss the interview.
went to opposite FUNAN with ika.
[=

filled up our forms, stoned with the
many many people there. and waited
for our turn to be interviewed.
after like 3737139213seconds, it was OUR turn.
we just came, somehow cutted the queue,
and it was our turn. YAYY.

the woman looked sorta grumpy.
but was nice. so fun!!
i felt somehow confident.
so did ika.
and the reason i want the job is..
"to gain experience". cheesy i know.
so now, me and ika were "WATSON-ers"
hope i dont get sacked.
=/

the giordano umbrella i brought was our lucky charm!
ERR, we acted cool as we walked out of the room.
and screaming like mad when we reached the lift.
so fucking exciting please.
first job okaaaay.

ERR, celebrated our JOY at ljs.
whoolala.
hot hot hot.
i saw JIA LIN'S marrybrown friend!!
HEHEH.
err, there was this mat trying to ask for this girl's number.
EXTREME GROSSNESS.

went to city hall mrt.
toilet.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
i wanted to buy tissue paper.
put in 20cents inside the machine.
OUT came this box of weird thingy.
i was like "why the tissue paper so weird?"
TURNS OUT TO BE..

TOILET SEAT COVER.
WAHLAOWEHH!!
so paiseh.
no wonder the auntie stared at me
like im some cuckoo head.
thankgod i never wipe my face with
the toilet seat cover.
=/

SO MALU PLASE.

oh, we went to boogies.
so many stuffs i want to buy man.
BROKE.
december 31st, i shall be RICH.
not really, but i'll have money i guess.
if i can last at watson's THAT long
wish me luck people.

TRALALAAAA.
[=

♥ 8:49 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
wiwi just showed me this webbie.
and the webbie has the pic of the
fat ORANGE guy who was jumping
like shit at the lime thing yesterday.
whahahahahahahahahah.

ROFLMAO!!!
[=

i think my lovelife is in chaos.
i mean, there's not even a love life in sight.
OHWELLS.

♥ 1:41 AM

HARI RAYA PICS.
CLICK HERE.
GRAD NIGHT PICS.
CLICK HERE.


ANW, went to CINE just now.
with wiwi, fatin, alia and raudy.
i met arnold takuya at somerset!!
fizah, be jealous please.
[=

went to the LIME flea markeet.
waited like YEARRS for the concert to start.
met FIRA. YAY.
we were standing at the most strategic place
i tell you.
right in front of the speakers.
like, WOAAH.
deaf i am now.

i saw nazurah!
and she won swatch vouchers!
and we got the "pom-pom" thingy.
hahah. i dont know what its called.
ERR, alia took pic with sly.
=.="

lotsa performance.
so LOUD please.
there was ronin, electrico,
some dance perfomances.
daphne, olinda, SUPERSTARS.
yadayada, quite fun luh.
but i was damn tired.

now still am.
damn emo.
AHHHHHHHHH.
headache. shit. fuck.
oo lala, just now they kept playing "my humps"
MY type of music. HEHEH.
OHYAHH, the whole kuzzeh wuzzeh buzzeh
sang to my humps yesterday in the van.
whoo, rocking man. hahah.

ANW, just now there was this woman
who gave us chilli sauce for no reason.
hahahah. maybe cos she pities my friends,
cos im SELFISH and dont wanna share
my fries and chilli sauce. HEHEH.

okay. thats dumb.
TATA.

♥ 11:48 PM

went to school to collect my TESTI by eng.
WHEEE. so cool.
im a.. wait ahh.. errr,


pleasant, unassuming, well-behaved, sweet tempered,
socialise very well, sincere, kind hearted, always
willing to render a listening ear, helping hand,
contribute actively to grp discussions, does not
win credit for himself and shares joy of success
with others. BOY.


YAYYY.
eng rocks man.
-HUGE KISS FOR HIM-


err, went to town wittth..
hid, shai, alia and her sis.
took neos.
so damn bright and ah lian-ish luh please.
ate at ljs, my fave. [=
went to far east.
shai bought lots of stuffs.
richness.
she brought like 200bucks?!
-faints.


i saw someone's crush.
hahah. sadness.
ERR, shai saw this edison lookalike guy.
working at this shoe shop.
whoo. cos he looks a but angmoh-ish and cheena.
aiyo.
STALKER.


ooo, and and we met the office boy at tanah merah.
and he promised to bring us go "chiong-ing".
lol.


i think my honesty scared someone off.
):
i think im going to work.
PROLLY going for interview with ika.
if she doesn't pangseh me that is.
LALALA.
i want to go to the lime flea market.
but im BROKE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

♥ 11:27 AM

scroll to the rightest right and u can find my taggie boardie.
like wthell luh.
my blog's gone cuckoo.
like the owner.
YAYY.
going out.
kill boredom.

♥ 12:47 PM

chalet pics are up whup pup..
click HERE.

♥ 12:40 AM

im gonna miss...

shairah bitching with me in class.
wani letting me copy her physics homework.
hidayah always quarelling with me over anything.
raudah talking about nassier, ghufran and harry potter.
celia irritating me and bullying li song during chem.
yi mei calling me 'stupid" and bringing me to airport.
yi lin for being forever so blur and cute.
lek for forever smacking my ass like noone's business.
brian for looking so kiddy and being lame.
xing wen for being forever so sarcas and gossipy.
wen bin's lame sense of humour which cracks everyone up.
li song's shaking of legs, lame jokes during hist and niceness.
delwyn's innocence, blurness and SWEETness. [=
miah being so carefree and heckcare towards everything.
aimran's very nice singing voice and girls swooning over him.
sadiq forever irritating, making fun of me and being nice at times.
rahman for being shuai, admired by many girls and funnily blur.
izyan for making my june holiday lessons FUN and entertaining.
chin ghee for being so blur and clever and getting first ALWAYS.
yu ying's blurness and bimboticness which i find entertaining.
lishean calling me "monster" and experimenting with my hair.
yee chuan for providing me latest gossips, being my morning digest partner and teaching me cheena.
michelle for being so LOUD , noisy, auntie-ish and friendly.
ming kee for being my part time wife, after 2pm please.
dempster for being a damn kuku class manager. =.=
melvin for creating chaos in eng's class and forever making him angry.

OKAAAAAAYYY.
others that i'll miss shall be. .
alia being so clumsy, dramatic and me fighting with her in sec2.
fatin for entertaining me and taking the bus wimme.
shida for being so damn lame-ishly funny.
rusydiana for being so sotong-ly blur and funny at times.
ansley for being so hyper and kaypoh, just like me.
jialin's blurness and teaching me chem.
meiling's super cuteness, funnyness and shopping partner.
faezah for being so serious at times and fun to make fun of.
jaime's DAMN HYPERNESS and hornyness.
celine being so pretty and a nice friend during np practices.
dora's blurness and dramaticness.
faizal for forever fighting with me over stupid np matters.

eng's RUBBISH, locking us out of our class cos he comes late, chasing us out cos we never do his work and copying his notes and wiping them off before we even finish copying. morni for being so evil to us and thinking we like her a lot when we do not. hong's sweetness, niceness, cuteness, motherly-ness and her caring attitude towards us, we love her lots. suriadi buying us prata and food during class every saturday and giving us tons of powerpoint worksheets which doesnt make much sense.

woon's sadisticness and wishing all of us will fail chem, and yet assuring us that chem is so easy to pass we should get a1, her naggyness which makes us fall asleep and her frequent bickerings with wen bin. neo's chio-ness, sacrificing her time and energy printing notes and sharing her HORNY jokes with us. verma for being so nice to argue with, be it the aircon, diamonds or history and being her supposedly "favourite" student.

people i've written down,
u shall be missed.
[=

♥ 10:02 PM